Top Text:

Only characters A-Z, a-z, 0-9, &@.,*% allowed.
First Line:

Only characters A-Z, a-z, 0-9, &@.,*% allowed.
Counter/Period:
Minutes Hours Days Weeks Months Years
Only an integer value from 0 to 99 is accepted.Stop screwing this stuff up, Tim.
Second Line:

Only characters A-Z, a-z, 0-9, &@.,*% allowed.
Bottom Text:
Brought to you by the National Board of Shoddy Thermometers.
Only characters A-Z, a-z, 0-9, &@.,*% allowed.
Embellishments:
Cracks Dirt Scratches Drop Shadow Dexterize

Font:
Impact Public Sans
Output Size:

Print Quality

Large

Medium

Small (Phone/Social)

Alpha Red GreenBlue
Change Default Color (Experimental)
Alpha color values must be between 0 and 255
Red color values must be between 0 and 255
Blue color values must be between 0 and 255
Green color values must be between 0 and 255

Output Example:

It's static because I'm lazy!